Unlike most of my compatriots I don’t bear the England fooball team any animosity. Indeed I don’t have to suffer the cognitive dissonance chosen by my fellow Irish United fans (along with their Liverpool and Chelsea counterparts) who find themselves cheering a Rooney miss or a Neville blunder so long as they are wearing the wrong colour shirt. Further, I don’t buy in the slightest the standard Irish complaint that the English media would be insufferable in the event of any triumph. My response to which is to wonder if the person has ever experienced the cringing jingoism which attends RTE’s coverage of any remotely hopeful campaign by the Ireland football team.
However, I cannot stand Sven Goran Eriksson who seems to typify for me the sort of ass-covering, underperforming bureaucrat who effortly rises through a large organisation by dint of presenteeism and presentation rather than talent. The sort of person who can either blame his failure on others or can plausibly explain away his mediocre performance, recasting it as the best that could reasonably have been achieved.
Given Eriksson’s innate conservativism - sticking with players with whom he is familiar, no matter their current form or even fitness - it is surely a mark of desperation and not an uncharacteristic “gamble” (as Eriksson has tried to present it) that has seen him adopt Arsene Wenger’s (surely tongue-in-cheek) suggestion this week to take Arsenal’s Theo Walcott to the world cup. Wenger himself has deemed Walcott insufficiently prepared to meet the likes of Sunderland and Portsmouth. On what grounds can Eriksson be confident that the teenage striker is ready to face Sweden and Paraguay?
It is one of only a few bizarre selections. Much has been made of Aaron Lennon’s inclusion, however the young winger has earned his place with a series of impressive performances for Spurs. This is more than can be said for a pair of defenders from Lennon’s North London rivals. Ashley Cole has barely kicked a ball all season and his teammate Sol Campbell still struggles with physical and mental fitness. Perhaps I betray my bias here but surely Wes Brown would be a no-brainer? He has been very solid at the back for United this season and would provide useful cover for Ferdinand or Terry. He can also play at right back. But surely even worse than the selection of the Arsenal trio is that of Owen Hargreaves. This mediocre but “versatile” player - Sven’s traditional go-to guy to pad out the squad - and not a self-styled “gamble” surely typifies the bland, familiar, safety-first nature of the Swede’s regime as England manager.